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#such a large man #such a delicate tiny baby laugh

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i am a phony. i try to act compassionate because i’m afraid that i’m not.

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i hope common sense is the next cool trend

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i am literally doing the most pointless thing rn oh my god 


i hate myself

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there is no actual answer *door gets slammed open* ON THE CONTRARY, YOU SE–
GUNSHOW VOLUME 5 IS HERE! Full color! 240 pages! Good shit!! Yeah!! I did a commercial for it also! Watch it!


"I am banning Justin Beiber from the USA, along with those damn bronies."

"he has no right to kick most likely 1/3 of his nation out"
that’s like 100,000,000 bronies


when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

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