florida man: the worst superhero
My landlord rang as I was in the gym to say there was some minor renovation being done in my house so just to be careful
I had to climb through that to get to the kitchen. Cheers
you could bury bodies down there
I could bury my landlord down there
SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
fully buttoned up “dang this dude is ready for some serious business”
one button unbottoned “looks like this dude is in a place where he can be relaxed”
two buttons unbuttoned “oh dang … this dude might not even care if his collar is loose”
three buttons unbuttoned “oh man i am not even sure this guy wants to have a shirt on at all! hmm”
“We can make funny jokes about nerds interacting with women for 6 seasons.” - The Big Bang Theory theory
I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.
I thought suggesties was just a cute way of saying suggestions but nope that’s another language.