I haven’t been on Tumblr in a few months so naturally I’m doing the only thing I’ve ever really done on here and reblogging 90% of Vondell Swain’s entire blog. I’m so good at the internet look at me.
VONDELL SWAIN: nachobragers: i saw a kid at school with a shirt that had a toaster...
nachobragers:
i saw a kid at school with a shirt that had a toaster and a burnt piece of toast on it and the toaster was saying, “u mad bro?”. and like. ignoring the horrible joke the shirt was just really ugly. the toaster and the toast had this awful powerpoint gradient texture why would…
I got home for Easter break to find The Fault In Our Stars placed coincidentally between Leaves of Grass and The Catcher In The Rye in my bookshelf. There is no way my mum could have seen the correlations.
Also! Thankyou Roy otherwise known as tempusaurelius for lending me your copy :)